Would You Rather?

Absolutely fire. You could be a dragon for Halloween, and bam, all the costume contests are in the bag. Easy.

Would you rather have no control of your arms or legs?

Oi. I hate pins and needles, but I'm gonna go with that because my future career relies on my ears.

Would you rather have to only eat only sweet or only salty food for the rest of your life?

As a dude who has suffered puberty once, I am proud to inform that I have mastered the art of hair-taming. I can handle the hairiness so let's go with that lol.

Would you rather own only summer clothes (shorts, tshirts, etc.), or only super warm cold-weather clothes (sweaters, jackets, long pants, etc)?

Summer clothes. I live in a land known for both really hot and really cold weather, but I figured if it gets too cold I can just Frankenstein myself some warmer clothes.

Would you rather talk like a cowboy or an old-timey radio broadcaster at all times?

Talk like a cowboy and move to texas. Sounds like a good life.

Would you rather have legs as arms or arms as legs?

Legs as arms cause I'd probably be able to do cool climby things, though if I had arms as legs it'd be really awkward to pick things up :/

Would you rather see everything blurry or hear everything muted?

See everything blurry. I have terrible vision anyway, so it wouldn't be too much of a difference. That and I love music too much.

Would you rather papercut yourself once a day or stub your toe once a day?

Oh shiihhh a year?! probably have a constant sensation of sneezing.

would you rather have a head the size of a tennis ball or a head the size of a watermelon?

Watermelon. I already have a big head anywayyyy.

Would you rather have to say everything that comes to mind or not be able to use your voice at all?

Not use my voice at all xD I would have a lot of people hate me if I spoke my mind all the time

Would you rather eat the thing you absolutely hate with every meal, or have to spend at least half the week with a person you can't stand?

Oh jeez, this is a hard one...I guess eat what I hate? You never said how much I had to eat. :p

Would you rather have four arms or a third eye?

Damn probably a third eye, as long as it's on the back of my head so ppl cant backstab me

Would you rather drink your own piss or take a bath in someones shit?

This question is actual torture, you evil little-
Probably drink my piss. You never know where someone else's turds have been...

Would you rather have a lot of decent friends or a few very close friends for the rest of your life.

uhhh oh god :$ I'm gonna go with the elder dragon. it'd probably be quicker and honestly it's an epic way to die

would you rather give up video games or give up music?

Ugh this is a hard one. Probably video games, I can't go without music.

would you rather only eat your favourite thing for the rest of your life or a variety of things that you don't really like?

Variety of things. I would get sick of my favorite anyway. This question is torture I love me my food
Would you rather have glass bones or paper skin?

Paper skin, cause I could give ppl paper cuts
Would you rather step on a lego or run into a door?

Step on a lego. Pretty much my entire childhood was spent stepping on my own legos. I am immune to the pain.

Would you rather have a head like a fly or a head like a horse? (In terms of size)

Horse. Go big or go home.

Would you rather have your house or your car infested with spiders?

My car because I don't have one.

Would you rather have snakes for hair or flippers for feet?